A straw with a skeleton attached to it
Half a museli bar
C3PO's head (eww)
A random remote control. I've pointed it at everything in the house. No dice.
A piece of yellow cord
Eight of those little stick things you draw on a DSi with, all thoroughly chewed
A little bottle of lavender oil
38 lolly wrappers
A plastic stop sign
One pair of extremely ripe Cavendish Road High School socks (thanks, Kit)
Enough nerf bullets to start a small spongy war
and people think housework is boring.....