Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Global Conspiracy

I'm having one of those moments again....why is it that whenever I'm working a full week on the crossing it has to rain???? Somebody up there has a serious kink in their laugh line.
Still, at least I have the MATRIX.....the worlds heaviest and most bizzarre looking raincoat.
Unzip pocket number one and it converts into a liferaft. Choose pocket number two and you have a tent. Unleash the hood and presto, the worlds most compact nuclear fallout shelter.
Ahhh, technology. Now if it would only rain in the dams instead of in Colwyn Street. SIGH.

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