Sunday, May 18, 2008

Crossing the line....

I knew I was in trouble when Krispy Kreme crossed the border into Queensland...I was coping with my long distance addiction because I couldn't justify flying 1500kms for a fix. Actually I could justify it really easily, but my kids insist on being fed EVERY DAY and they won't eat cat food, and I can't stand to see the cat go hungry and you get the point. So....back to my current problem, which is that while a plane trip to Sydney is not always a viable option, a ten minute car ride to downtown BrizVegas is much easier to accomplish. Actually that's not the problem. Neither is the kids vs catfood issue. The REAL problem is that the side yard of my house is not large enough to accomodate a flatbed truck, which is going to be a pain in the rear of my front when they come to remove a wall of my house and winch my sorry 2000 pound ass into donut recovery. And to whoever took the empty box from the kitchen bench....GIVE IT BACK, I haven't finished licking it. mmmmmm.....donuts.


Renee Dowling said...

OMG, are you serious!!! Do you know how many Cal's are in just 1 of those donuts compared to the normal ones!!!Go get a job in the factory to get over your condition , lol!!!and your gonna need more than one of those boxes to cover yourself up, if you keep eatin like this!!

Jolene said...

What an image, you in a sling, weighing 2000 lbs. Now that's a sight! Enjoy those donuts, sister!


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