So, as I may or may not have mentioned on here, we have been investigating why firstborn is on a slant. For real. Turns out he has scoliosis plus one leg is longer than the other (and yes I know that is true about everyone on the planet, so don't email me ok) as by longer, I mean longer enough to put him on a slant and cause his spine to curve, giving him scoliosis. Which is fixed by chopping 1.5 inches off one leg to make it match the other. I kid, I kid. They actually break the short leg and then add a bit in the gap to lengthen it.
No, they don't. In fact, I have no idea what is gonna happen, apart from having to get one of his shoes built up to compensate. So I'm combination worried/frustrated. Just for a change.