Tomorrow is the last day of term one. Thank GOD. I dread to think what else Firstborn would have lost had school continued any longer. Last week it was the trombone (left on the bus). Today it's the laptop (left in the computer lab. we hope. ) But the real killer is when he realises what he's forgotten.
It goes something like this.....
Firstborn: Hi mum.
Me : Hi sweetie.
FB: How's things?
Me: Fine thanks, how about you?
FB: Oh, fine, fine......say, did I have my computer with me when I got off the bus??
We'll draw a premature curtain over the rest of this scene as I didn't post obscene language warnings at the beginning of this post. SIGH.
Today also found me back on the crossing for the first time in 2 months after my Sebi-inspired sabatical. I knew I'd been missed when a regular offender parked in the bus zone long enough to unload several children and yell "Oh, bloody hell, you're back...thought they'd given you the sack!!" Yes, I missed you too, asshole.
Is it too early to unwrap my Easter eggs??