Today's contestants include:
                                                        Nesting Magpies
                                                        
                                                        Kids on Skateboards

                                                        Prado Drivers of any description  
 
Congratulations, you have won the right to totally piss me off.... until someone even more irritating usurps your place on the Throne of  Assholery.   Live long and prosper, dipsticks!!