For future reference....
11pm is not a good time to tell me that second son's computer and book reader are not in his school bag. There's nothing I can do about it till the cleaners get to school at 5am and open the classrooms. But thanks for keeping me up all night worrying about it. It's not like I needed the sleep.
Anastasia was the youngest daughter of the last Russian Tsar, Nicholas ll. It is not what the doctor gives you before an operation to make you sleep. But I love the fact that you were watching something on TV that didn't include either Japanese animae or the Worlds Dumbest Criminals.
No mother ever born wants to see her child identify unknown marks on clothing by using the scratch and sniff method. We find it disturbing. And vaguely nauseating.
You are not going to see the latest Resident Evil movie. You're only ten. I don't care if you've seen way way scarier stuff on youtube. Actually, yes I do care. Did your father turn the net nanny off again??
You are listening to a recording of your mother. I'm not here right now. Actually I am. But I'm hiding. If there's anything you can't live without in the next 4 minutes, please feel free to take a deep breath and yell "MUUUUUM". A customer service parent wil be with you shortly. Thank you for your call.
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