Before you call DOCS...

can I please take a moment to reassure you that my son does have a bed. It's a very nice bed, cost me a small fortune, actually. It has sheets and a doona, plus a trundle for when his mates come over. You can probably even see part of it in the background of this picture.....

the one showing my son sleeping in a cardboard box. Complete with a "Do Not Disturb" sign, might I add. The box came from the pet shop, containing a very expensive new abode for Striker and King (resident rodents) and number two son decided that sleeping on the floor in the rat box was way better than utilising his nice wooden captains bed with the 'three blanket' doona. He calls it camping. I call it disturbing. No matter what the sign says.