Wet'n'Wild

I'm seriously thinking of hiring myself out to drought stricken areas as a rain magnet.....all I have to do is think about work, and sure enough, the heavens open. I'm sitting here listening to the thunder getting louder, the closer it gets to 2.30. This year, however, in the interests of avoiding another season of barking like an elderly doberman, I have taken some precautions.....

Aren't they divine??? They even have pom poms, (not that they do anything much apart from absorb water)and they look so cool.
I'm seriously thinking about adding some metal studs to my goverment-issued all purpose Matrix, just for the hell of it. I mean, if you're going to stand in the rain and dice with death, then at least look good while you do it....am I right??